This Is Why We Play The Games
Listed in: FootballDear Members of the (1)________________ Fantasy Football League,
Four months ago, we gathered to draft our teams, and my squad was universally trashed. None of you respected my mid-round choices, like (2)________________, or my rookie flier, (3)________________. There was grudging acceptance of my selection of (4)________________ in the first round, but it's pretty hard not to take (4)________________ in that spot, so, in reality, I knew that nobody had any respect for this team or my abilities. Well, look at the scoreboard now, bitches. You see which team didn't lose its last game? That's right. The (5)________________, that's who.
It started in July, when I researched every single available player, from Teyo Johnson to DJ Shockley. I even kept a short list of guys who might come out of retirement during the season. That dedication and preparation in the summer led to victory in the winter.
None of you could match my skills on the waiver wire. I got more out of (6) ________________ and (7)________________ than many of you got out of your front line starters. Even though the (5)________________ were awesome on draft night, I showed through my waiver wire acquisitions that I have more heart and desire to win than you do. You can't quantify staying up until 4am studying stat lines, searching for trends. Champions don't sleep when a championship is within reach.
You said I was lucky to get this far in the playoffs, because I was starting (8)________________ and (9)________________. You said I had an easy schedule. But you know what? Y'all knew that when the season started, y'all drafted your own damn teams, and none of y'all could make it up the mountain with me.
I'd like to thank my parents, God, Southeast Jerome, and Coach (10)________________ for dumping (11)________________ and going with (12)________________ early enough in the season to tide me over while (13)________________ was on the sidelines.
I am the champion, my friends. No time for losers, 'cause I am the champion of the world.
Sincerely,
(14)________________
Comments
I'll have to swap out "parents" for "mom" on it, since I trounced my dad in the league finals. But it saves me a lot of trouble. Thanks!
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