Pardon Me... Isn't This ESPN.com?
Listed in: MediaI thought Page2 was supposed to be filled with hacky crapaliciousness. What the hell is up with publishing Chuck Klosterman? Are they trying to remind us that they once employed the likes of Ralph Wiley and Hunter S. Thompson? (Hmmmm... the Good Doctor's ESPN archives have been purged.)
And seriously, if the WWL is committed to mediocrity, who let Simmons rear back and throw a vintage 98 mile per hour fastball?
What's next? Sean Salisbury refers to DVOA! John Kruk forms a coherent argument! Stephen A. Smith discovers the benefits of subtlety! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!
