The Sky Is Falling!
Listed in: BaseballOh dear god, whatever shall we do! I'm not sure if you heard the terrible, terrible news, but apparently big bad Major League Baseball is banning Baseball Tonight from the All-Star Game! How dare they do that to Orestes Destrade! I mean, all ESPN did was violate their agreement with MLB by announcing the All-Star Game lineups before TBS finished their hour-long special (which they cruelly outbid ESPN for the rights to). What sort of crime is that? They were merely trying to bring information to the people. Viva la revolucion! Viva ESPN!
So what if some folks are apparently deriving joy from seeing ESPN publicly rebuked. I say that those people don't realize how awesome the 2006 World Series of Poker is, because they haven't watched in 100 times like I have. They also don't understand the majesty of Steve Phillips debating with himself, or holding mock press conferences which are in no way the only chance he has to ever see himself as a GM of a real baseball team again. You're probably the same people who defended that horrible man Harold Reynolds, he of the utterly inappropriate hugs. I hate you all. The sky is falling!
