Tuesday Morning Questions
Listed in:Who else quit watching Monday Night Football before halftime?
Will Brian Billick (finally) be relieved of duty after years of riding his defensive coordinators? It's one thing to be an arrogant prick who wins (coughBelichickcough), and quite another to be one whose teams can never mount an offense to support their defensive prowess.
God, Rob Ryan looked like hell this weekend, didn't he?
Do you also smell disaster in Los Angeles? Joe Torre is a fine people person, I'm sure, but he's working for a guy who ain't exactly the brightest GM, and both of them have veteran fetishes. I give it 'til June 20 before the young players stage a full scale mutiny. Imagine sneaking into the clubhouse and seeing Matt Kemp tying a baseball gag into Luis Gonzalez's mouth while Andre Ethier binds Gonzo's hands behind his back. "There," says Kemp, "Maybe Skip'll let us play now." Meanwhile Jonathon Broxton lies in the fetal position in the corner, mumbling again and again, "My shoulder shoulder precious shoulder no no no no no precious shoulder please Mister Torre not my shoulder shoulder no no precious shoulder!"
Finally, not a question, but some college football picks for this week...
West Virginia to stomp Louisville.
LSU fans to use a victory over Lousiana Tech of "proof" the SEC is better than every other conference.
Florida to destroy the GameFrauds from SC.
USC-Cal to be the best game of the week.
